THERE WILL BE MERCH!

Once I have around 2,000 page views and the blog is getting some traction out there in the blogosphere, there will definitely be merch...  I'm not super creative, but I AM pretty smart, and have therefore surrounded myself with a very diverse group of other super smart humans.  Some are super linear thinkers, about as creative as blank graph paper but super analytical.  The others?  These people somehow ended up with ALL of their genius IQ points squarely in the "Stephen Hawking had a baby with Bob Ross" camp.  Knuckle sandwiches and big words has some great potential for badass merch, amirite???